+Jokes #Jokes Robot #Humour #Humor +Humour +Humor

+See joke about Pilot with guide dog & white stick

http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/pilots-white-sticks-guide-dogs-jokes.html

http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/boxers-lucky-glove-stolen-ahead-of.html Russian Boxer loses Lucky glove ahead of title fight. Blames opponent. See what happened next...

& this:

MP to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
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TURBULENCE
A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts.
“I’d like a soda,” said a passenger in the first row. Moving along, the attendant asked the man behind her if he would like something.
“Yes, I would,” he replied. “Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!”