(Actually, a train was carrying these....u can guess the rest and that's the plane truth!) see more....
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- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Don't you hate it when some fusspot cancels a sports event using the flimsy excuse that the outfield is apparently waterlogged....
They'll just get bored and start texting.....
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And you thought there was no such thing as
DE VINE Inspiration
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PASSENGER HAS ANOTHER DRINK. KEEPS ENTIRE 747 WAITING ......Cabin Attendant: "I'm sorry Captain, he's just having a last toot on that ship. He won't be much longer."
Captain: "He said that an hour ago. Who does he think he is, the bloody President?'
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, Can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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Please all spare a thought for Prakesh who told his wife that he was going on business aboard MH370 to China. Now he cannot leave his girlfriends flat
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A planeload of politicians was hijacked by a terrorist group. They provided ATC with their list of demands and warned that if their demands were not met in an hour, they would release a politician! They threatened to continue to release another one every hour on the hour until their demands were met.
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Weather Guy
And today its gonna be so cold that, for once, you'll actually see Lawyers putting their hands in their own pockets.
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It starts with being asked to deny a Visa to the Dalai Lama, on the flimsy ground that there's no cause for a Lama (Yes I know it was dreadful, but I couldn't resist). But its a slippery slope as the Chinese don't stop there and soon you find yourself pandering to their every need.
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