Well, they've hatched & managed to climb out of the water. Eezy Peezy. Now they have to grow wings!
(Actually, a train was carrying these....u can guess the rest and that's the plane truth!) see more....
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- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Don't you hate it when some fusspot cancels a sports event using the flimsy excuse that the outfield is apparently waterlogged....
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Why you should not take your girlfriend along to a sports event...
They'll just get bored and start texting.....
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And you thought there was no such thing as
DE VINE Inspiration
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PASSENGER HAS ANOTHER DRINK. KEEPS ENTIRE 747 WAITING ......
Cabin Attendant: "I'm sorry Captain, he's just having a last toot on that ship. He won't be much longer."
Captain: "He said that an hour ago. Who does he think he is, the bloody President?'
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, Can you believe that, 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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Please all spare a thought for Prakesh who told his wife that he was going on business aboard MH370 to China. Now he cannot leave his girlfriends flat
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A planeload of politicians was hijacked by a terrorist group. They provided ATC with their list of demands and warned that if their demands were not met in an hour, they would release a politician! They threatened to continue to release another one every hour on the hour until their demands were met.
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Weather Guy
And today its gonna be so cold that, for once, you'll actually see Lawyers putting their hands in their own pockets.
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It starts with being asked to deny a Visa to the Dalai Lama, on the flimsy ground that there's no cause for a Lama (Yes I know it was dreadful, but I couldn't resist). But its a slippery slope as the Chinese don't stop there and soon you find yourself pandering to their every need.
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