Pilots, white sticks & guide dogs #jokes #humour #humour

"This is a piece written by me. However the Joke is one I heard years ago and is unfortunately not one I came up with. I hope that the original creator of that joke will appreciate my efforts to add a little spice to it."

The passengers on a Boeing 737 airliner had all been seated for several minutes without anything happening.  Most of them were regulars on the scheduled Monday morning flight from Shelby Island to the mainland.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, we apologise for the delay," the cabin attendant announced over the intercom. "We are waiting for the pilots."

The announcement took the passengers by surprise. Most had assumed that, as usual, a fellow passenger who had checked in was taking his sweet time to board. As they spoke amongst themselves, there was general agreement that the pilots routinely boarded all commercial flights prior to permitting passengers to do so. The situation was unprecedented.

"Ah, I hear footsteps." The speaker was seated just behind the main cabin door. "Must be the pilots."

Seconds later, a Labrador on a lead entered. The dog was followed by a man wearing a pilot's uniform. He held the other end of the dog's lead in his left hand. In his right hand, he carried a white cane. All those who witnessed their entrance were so flabbergasted that they initially missed the piece-de-resistance.  Despite that it was a dull, drizzly morning, the pilot had on his nose a pair of dark glasses with frames and lenses, both of which were thick enough to guarantee a roaring trade at the next annual conference of the welding fraternity. 

Next followed another man in a pilot's uniform. He also wore similar dark glasses. His left hand was outstretched to enable him to hold the back of the first man's arm as the dog led the two of them down the aisle.

At first, all who witnessed this scene gasped in shock and horror.  This gave way to smiles and much laughter as everyone concluded that they were of course all the victims of an elaborate prank or candid camera stunt. Some passengers looked around the cabin to see if they could spot anything out of the ordinary which might house the camouflaged  candid cameras.

As the two pilots reached the cockpit door, everyone expected them to turn around to join in the laughter since their game was now obviously up. Instead, the pilots opened the door, entered the cockpit with the dog, and the door closed behind them. This provoked a further round of belly aching laughter.

The laughter faded eventually and those with a view of the cockpit door kept beady eyes on it as they waited for it to open again. Some looked at the cabin attendant, who responded by replacing a calm stoic expression with an airline issue fake smile. She then went about her business with a nonchalance almost convincing enough to cause some to wonder whether they had imagined the whole thing.

Many suspected that she had to be an actress or crew member who was in on the whole gag. On the other hand, if she was a crew-member who was not in on the prank, then she deserved everything she was being paid and more for her straight face and collected demeanour as the outrageous events around her had unfolded.

Several minutes passed during which the passengers cultivated growing expectations that the two men would exit from the cockpit to confirm that this had all been a prank or a candid camera hoax.

An uneasy quiet interspersed by the occasional giggle descended. As the minutes passed the giggles became more intermittent and some even betrayed a slight hint of nervousness. 

After several minutes, the aircraft's engines started up. Obviously, this was all part of the hoax and it was intended to ratchet up the tension. Any second now, they thought. Perhaps they will use the public address system to end this. As they waited for the inevitable reveal, there was nothing they could do except to focus on the maintenance of their forced smiles.

 They all looked around at each other in surprise as they felt the brakes being released. The whine of the aircraft's jet engines became louder as the it began to taxi to the runway. Perhaps, they used real pilots to make the hoax more convincing, some thought. Others wondered whether the actual pilots had been hiding in the cockpit all along. If so, it would be quite a squeeze with four of them and a dog.

Most commercial flights inevitably include a couple or so passengers who either suffer from, or have recently conquered, their morbid fears of flying. Experienced crew members know that one can safely add a dozen or more so-called nervous fliers to that number. 

One passenger who had an acute phobia of flying stood up and declared at the top of this voice that he did not think this was a prank or a hoax. Instead, he suspected that something was seriously wrong. The panic in his voice was such that it caused a chain reaction of panic amongst many more passengers, including some who did not fall into the "nervous flyer" category.

"I can assure you, everything is quite alright," said the seated air hostess to the passengers in her section of the cabin. "Please remain calm. Remain seated and keep your seatbelts on. There is no cause for any concern. " Her deadpan expression and fixed smile did little to comfort or to relax any of them.

The aircraft turned onto the runway and the engines spooled up. A few remained convinced that an announcement from the cockpit would put a timeous end to what had been a convincing, but perhaps slightly drawn out hoax. No such announcement followed.

Instead, the aircraft's breaks were released and the aircraft started to gather pace as it blasted down the runway.

Since most of them were regulars, they knew that the airport was located on a small, flat plateau near a vertical cliff face. They were also well aware that the runway ended shortly before the cliff ended. Due to the geography of the plateau, the runway was considerably shorter than normal. A long, six hundred foot drop awaited any aircraft whose pilots weren't paying full attention to their take-off's or landings.

It was also common knowledge that most passengers who flew regularly from Shelby Airport  had come to recognise the precise point at which the aircraft usually rotated and lifted off the ground, because a little hut near the runway, emblazoned with bright orange and white blocks, conveniently marked the spot.

The cabin crew had long ago realised that the shorter runway and the long drop which lurked precariously at its end routinely caused many, if not most, passengers flying from that airport to instinctively hold their breaths and to grip their seats during the take-off roll, until the aircraft was safely in the air. But most never admitted to, or even spoke of this fear. It was something mostly kept to oneself, although others no doubt felt the need to share this fear with any hastily adopted deity willing to entertain their impromptu prayers during the take-off roll.

As the aircraft approached its usual rotation point, many knuckles turned white from the pressure as many passengers further tightened their steely grips on their arm rests. As the aircraft reached the usual rotation point, most passengers instinctively pulled at the arm rests in a concerted, but vain effort to assist the pilots to raise the airliner's nose. But instead, the aircraft continued speeding down the runway without the slightest indication that a lift off was imminent. 

The screams of those with flying phobia's were soon joined by those of the nervous. And as the aircraft continued speeding along the runway, the remaining passengers added their not insignificant contribution to the deafening cacophony.  It now seemed obvious that something was wrong. It also seemed inevitable that certain death now awaited them all at the fast approaching cliff face. Those with window seats could even see the perimeter fence ahead of them as it "rushed" to "meet" them. Those who wished to look away somehow remained transfixed in sheer horror as the realised that the fence now represented the end of their lives as they knew it.

But, without warning, as if their combined prayers had at last been heard by some benevolent and divine being with questionable hearing, the aircraft rotated, lifted off the ground. and made it over the fence by a what seemed to be a surprisingly comfortable margin, given all the circumstances.

The passengers gradually permitted themselves to exhale, and audible sighs of relief were emitted from all parts of the cabin. Some applauded. Others exchanged "high fives".

Most grinned or laughed in an unconvincing attempt to portray that they had not seriously believed that the airliner had been in any real danger of crashing.

Meanwhile, in the cockpit, the one pilot leaned over, felt around a bit and then grabbed the arm of the other.

"You know, Joe," he said. "I swear, that one day they wont be paying attention and by the time they do start to scream, it will be far too late."


See: Comment on Dewani Trial
http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/12/dewanitrial-to-after-blasts-case.html



See also: Dictator calls election: http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/dictator-announces-election-jokes.html

http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/boxers-lucky-glove-stolen-ahead-of.html Russian Boxer loses lucky glove

& serious article on MH370: http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/mh-370-new-atsb-theory-does-not-exclude.html  New ATSB theory does not exclude unlawful act as main cause of loss of aircraft.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/467833  Oscar Trial Verdict


And this: From Aviation Humor :

LOCAL NEWS REPORT:
"A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon.
Search and rescue workers have found two survivors and recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening."

#humor
#jokes
#humour
#aviation joke

DICTATOR ANNOUNCES ELECTION #jokes #humour #humor

 Dictator announces election

"Good evening friends & countrymen. As you know, we have managed well without elections for many years now. The people are happy. And that makes me happy. But, I know there is a small minority who think we should have an election.
Despite that an election is not necessary, in my extreme benevolence I decided that, since I have no equal, why should I not gr...ant the people an election. So, I am proud to announce that there will be an election tomorrow. I fear, however, that since it has been some time since we last had an election, there may be some of you who have forgotten how to vote.
So that is why I have taken the time from my busy schedule to come here on TV to explain the process to you.
When you get to the voting hall, you will find two black boxes.

A small black box, and a big black box.

If you want to vote for the President, that is me, myself and I, then be sure to cast your vote into the small black box.
If you should decide that you do not want to vote for the President, then YOU will be cast into the big black box."

See also link to: Pilot with guide dog....
http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/pilots-white-sticks-guide-dogs-jokes.html

#jokes
#humour
#humor                

Germany vs Algeria 2014 30 June 2014 Preview #GermanyvsAlgeria

UPDATED: SEE Link to MATCH REPORT below and the PREVIEW and other info follows afterwards.

http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/07/germanyvsalgeria-report.html

PREVIEW: R16 Eliminator

Germany vs Algeria

GROUP OF DEATH
Germany have survived the so-called Group of Death, having beating Portugal and the USA, and having drawn against Ghana at the 2014 World Cup.

ALGERIA
They now face Algeria in a round of 16 knockout match. Without any disrespect to Algeria, this is a match which Germany will expect to win. Especially if one considers that Germany did not lose against any of their more fancied Group H opponents.

Germany and Algeria have met once before in the 1982 World Cup. Germany won on that occasion and I don't advise anyone to bet on Algeria having their revenge this evening. Not only do Germany have too much firepower in all positions compared with their opponents, there is also the matter of Germany's record at the World Cup, which is unequalled by any other country.

17 Appearances in World Cup Finals. 3 Wins

• 4 Times Runners UP
• 3rd place on 4 occasions
• 222 goals in World Cup Finals (prior to 2014), More than any other side in the world
• The Only side to play 100 world cup final matches
• Even Brazil, with 5 World Cups, and Italy with 4, have no answer to Germany's record at World Cup Finals.
• Germany have only once failed to reach the last eight in their 17 previous World Cup appearances. That came in 1938, when they were knocked out in the first round by Switzerland after a replay.

• Thomas Muller has scored nine goals in as many World Cup appearances - the same record as Pele after his first nine games in the tournament. Muller has been involved in 13 of Germany's last 23 World Cup goals.

• If Miroslav Klose scores he will surpass Brazil's Ronaldo as the all-time top scorer at the World Cup with 16 goals.

In comparison, Today's appearance by Algeria in the Round of 16 will be its first.

That is not to suggest its impossible for Algeria to win. After all, football is thankfully not played by adhering strictly to record books. Algeria is good enough to cause an upset. But if they did, it would  indeed be a massive upset which would be spoken about for some time. 

Germany are ranked at 2 in the FIFA rankings whilst Algeria are at 22.

Germany's attack will be too organised and too ruthless for Algeria to deal with. PREDICTION: GERMANY 2-0

PODOLSKI OUT

News is that German striker Lucas Podolski will not feature in today's match. He is out with a leg injury. The experienced 29 year old will probably be replaced by Mario Gotze, who had a run during the second half in the USA encounter.

Players to watch for: Germany:

Thomas Muller who has scored 4 goals for Germany so far.

Philip Lahm: German Midfielder & Captain. The "Engine Room" of the German side.

ALGERIA:  Forward: Islam Slimani

A word on the USA game.

I thought the USA gave a creditable performance against Germany, despite their 1-0 loss.  It will be good for football if the sleeping Giant of World Football awakes. Enough of the US hiding their talent behind sports that the rest of the world don't play.

See also: http://za.soccerway.com/news/2014/June/29/fifa-world-cup-preview-germany-v-algeria/n342439/

And  http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/27969924

Also Published on this blog in the last 24 hours: MH370 - The new Australian ATSB theory does not exclude Unlawful cockpit interference.
http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/06/mh-370-new-atsb-theory-does-not-exclude.html

4 Certainties of life
I know that Germans prefer not to be associated with World Wars, but since I am German, I'll allow it. Most people think that Death & Taxes are the only certainties in life.

They are certainties, but there are two more. Three, if you want to have a World War, you're obliged to invite the Germans.

And finally, a World Cup Semi-Final, isn't a semi-final without the Germans. Thankfully that much is usually certain no matter how well, or badly Germany play.

From there onwards, the German Team have to rely on their own skills and not some historical right of passage.



#GermanyvsAlgeria2014

+worldcup2014brasil

+Germany vs USA

#GermanyvsAlgeria

#worldcup2014

+Deutschland

#Deutschland

+DieMannschaftFan

#DieMannschaft

DSTV / Multichoice & the Speaking Fridge +DSTV #DSTV #Multichoice

Would you purchase a fridge which, every time you opened it, caused a voice to constantly remind you not to forget that it also has a freezer section?

Or what if your motor vehicle constantly reminded you about the fact that the rear doors have child lock options, and persisted in doing so irrespective of whether of whether you have children or not?

Imagine a smartphone which, prior to making a call, forced you to listen to a message about how wonderful its latest features are, and did so before each and every call you made.

I dare say that if such annoying messages were included with any gadgets or appliances we considered purchasing, all of us would opt for products which did not include such an annoying feature.


And yet, when it comes to Multichoice's DSTV, we are forced to put up with all of the above.

DSTV considers it necessary to constantly remind us about how wonderful it is. How unnecessary. We pay through our noses for DSTV. We do so because we know that we like the sport, or the movies, or some other aspects thereof. We do not need to be told that DSTV has so much more…..

Why does DSTV insist on spending vast sums of money on DSTV commercials telling us about how wonderful the product we already have is? Wouldn’t it be better to save the money and lower the outrageously high subscriptions?


Yes, DSTV, might say, but perhaps those of us who do have decoders may be joined by visitors who don’t have DSTV, and the adverts are directed these people, so that they could see what they are missing. Well, if someone comes to me to watch the rugby because they don’t have DSTV, they know exactly what they are missing.
That’s why they are joining me for the rugby in the first place!  I doubt there’s a single potential DSTV subscriber, out there, who is not aware of the difference between DSTV and SABC. 

And forcing those who pay for PVR to watch ads aimed at those who don’t have it is surely no way to reward those who pay the highest DSTV subscription. There must be a way of putting a channel featuring the benefits of PVR only on those DSTV packages which do not have PVR.


The DSTV promos are repeated incessantly, and in fact, AD nauseam. (I make no apologies for the appalling pun.)

And then there are the constant advertisements about, DSTV’s parental control features, aspect ratio, and dozens of other DSTV features which are repeated incessantly.

Surely these can be set out in the decoder’s manual, or on the DSTV channel 100 info feature, or on a separate features channel which sets out all the DSTV features for new users, and perhaps for those who are so bored with repeats on the usual channels, they might even be tempted to check for new features on the suggested DSTV features channel. This channel can constantly repeat a half hour or hour long promo of DSTV features 24 hours a day.

Those who can afford DSTV surely represent the upper crust of South African society.  And yet, DSTV insults our intelligence daily by constantly repeating the same messages over, and over and over, when once was probably more than enough.

I realise that there is dead airtime on DSTV, i.e. airtime where DSTV has failed to sell adverts, or where overseas channels are airing adverts which are not to be relayed here. Surely, there is room for DSTV to use this space to provide a daily insert, which could be sponsored by news 24, or someone else, with news headlines, weather, or other information which would be of interest to viewers instead of boring them while they wait for the programme to continue? These daily inserts could be automated, linked to computer apps which source info from the internet automatically, and which could even have an advertising banner somewhere on it from which DSTV could earn additional revenue.

It is so that PVR recordings allow us to bypass some of these irritating and repetitive inserts. As much as I enjoy and use the PVR feature, there are many other times when I enjoy channel hopping while watching live TV. I usually watch the news live and often have to switch from one news channel to another to avoid being told about the Aspect ration feature for the 563rd time.
I resent being forced to channel hop against my will in order to avoid a repetitive and annoying DSTV insert. Please don’t treat your customers like idiots, DSTV. If we can afford the subscriptions, chances are we are of above average intelligence!

After recently republishing this article on a DSTV web site, I received a call from someone at DSTV. I was thanked for my comments and told that DSTV would look into my suggestions.

WATCH THIS SPACE>  UPdate. No change. TIME FOR UR REVENGE. Email / Tweet or post this article to DSTV & Multichoice as often as you can. Ask ur friends to do the same. Bombard & bore them with the same disgusting Disdain they show to their paying customers. 

Update again: There is a change. I was contacted by someone at DSTV who was either clearly illiterate or she had chosen not to read my article. 

Trained by +Multichoice   to spew out one of the standardised DSTV responses instead of actually listing to or helping the client, the lady went on to explain that repeats of DSTV content like movies & series are due to limited product being produced. ...  As it happens, I fully understand DSTV's argument about repeat CONTENT/.  

Sometimes I even find it useful to see a good show or movie again.

BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS COMPLAINT IS ABOUT.

I bought the decoder, read the instructions. I am also capable of going online to find out more. So I don't need to see irritating promos by DSTV about Parental Control, Aspect Ratio, Decoder Care, Weather interruptions, etc etc etc. 

And since I actually have DSTV and pay a small fortune for that pleasure, I certainly don't need constant Ad's telling me about how wonderful DSTV is.

Siegfried Walther 20 February 2016


+DStv 
#Multichoice
#DSTV

MH 370: New ATSB theory does NOT exclude Unlawful act as cause! #MH370

 THIS ANALYST'S CONCLUSION
Around 36 hours after the first facts relating to the disappearance of MH370 became known, this analyst published a blog stating that unlawful cockpit interference - whether it be from pilots, crew or hijackers, was the most likely cause. This remains my view. See blog below for my previous updated post.

http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/04/mh370-24-april-2014-update.html

AND SEE: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/10933917/MH370-New-evidence-of-cockpit-tampering-as-investigation-into-missing-plane-continues.html  This article suggests their is reason to believe someone in the cockpit deliberately turned a power unit off. This evidence isn't surprising. It serves to confirm that the pieces of the puzzle, as I originally pieced them together, fit.


THE LATEST ATSB THEORY CHANGES NOTHING
The ATSB theory is essentially that the aircraft was on autopilot when it crashed and that it is likely nobody on board was alive when it crashed. There are some who think this is a game changer. It is not. Here is an extract from a report from the New Zealand Herald:

"The Australian Transport Safety Bureau report said its assumption had been made only to help define a search area and was not intended to infringe on Malaysia's role in identifying the cause of the airliner's disappearance."

It is clear from the reports that the ATSB's theory is based upon the aircraft's estimated flight path. They believe that its stability is indicative of an aircraft on Autopilot. They have declined to explain who put in on autopilot and they have certainly not dealt with the aircraft's route changes prior to it eventually settling on its final estimated course which it held for several hours.

The ATSB theory that the aircraft was on autopilot for its final hours is quite likely. Also, the aircraft may or may not have been depressurised at the time. Nobody knows.

But the odds that aircraft depressurisation was the initial cause of the disappearance of the plane is remote for the reasons I have dealt with in my earlier blog. If you consider the reasoning my blog, (see link in this article) one is left with a deliberate unlawful act as the likely scenario.

The arguments some advance that some technical failure can explain all the aircraft's movements, the timing of certain events, the lack of response from the pilots, etc etc seem fanciful and highly unlikely. Too many pieces of this puzzle don't fit!

Nothing has changed! A hijacker or suicidal pilot or crew member caused MH370's disappearance.

It is clear from the excerpt I quoted that the ATSB themselves are not trying to explain the cause of the crash with their latest theory. Their theory is aimed purely at ascertaining the likely final events which occurred in the cockpit with a view to assisting them in the SEARCH!

ABSENCE OF WRECKAGE

In the same blog, I dealt with the absence of debris / wreckage and the implications thereof. I am of the view that continuing the search in the Southern Indian Ocean in the absence of any confirmed wreckage being found, especially on the W Australian coasts or the W Tasmanian coasts, is unwise.

I suggested months ago that the odds of finding the aircraft without some clues which the wreckage/debris could provide were small. Nothing has changed.

See also: Shocking Air France 447 BEA Whitewash:

#AirFrance. Shocking Air France 447 BEA Whitewash http://siegfriedwalther.blogspot.com/2014/05/air-france-447-bea-whitewash-af447.html?spref=tw …

+MH370 News
+MH370
+ATSB
#Aircrash
#MH370

@SG-Walther Top 125 Songs 28 June 2014 #charts #music

DJ @SG_WALTHER TOP 125	28 June 2014
Song	Artist
Songs alphabetically ordered per group rank
Top 10
Am I Wrong	Nico & Vinz
Brand New Day Radio Mix	Kodaline
Ghost	Ella Henderson
Glow In the Dark	The Wanted
Ink	Coldplay
Lift Off (feat. Pharrell)	Conor Maynard
Midnight	Coldplay
My Love	Route 94 / Jess Glynne
One	Ed Sheeran
Solo Dancing	Indiana
Teenage Dirtbag	Mighty Little
The Big Bang	Katy Tiz
Waves (Robin Schulz Radio Edit)	Mr. Probz
Top 25
Cool Kids	Echosmith
Dust Clears	Clean Bandit
Friend Crush	Friends
Hold On, We're Going Home	Drake
If U Got It (Radio Edit)	Chris Malinchak
Latch (feat. Sam Smith)	Disclosure
Magic	Coldplay
My Love	jj
Please Forgive Me	The Pierces
Rather Be (feat. Jess Glynne)	Clean Bandit
So Good To Me Original Mix	Chris Malinchak
Things We Lost In the Fire	Bastille
Trying to Be Cool	Phoenix
What I Might Do (Radio Edit)	Ben Pearce
Top 40
24 Hours	Sky Ferreira
A Sky Full of Stars	Coldplay
Always In My Head	Coldplay
Animal	Conor Maynard
Back and Forth	Operator Please
Can't Say No	Conor Maynard
Counting Stars	OneRepublic
Fall For You (feat. April)	Kings of Tomorrow
Happy (from "Despicable Me 2")	Pharrell Williams
Hideaway	Kiesza
I Got U (feat. Jax Jones)	Duke Dumont
I’ll Show You	Alexander Rybak & Paula Seling
Invisible	FM Attack
My Head Is a Jungle (Radio Edit)	Wankelmut & Emma Louise
Of The Night	Bastille
Private Road	Bent
Pumped Up Kicks	Foster the People
Rude	MAGIC!
Self Machine	I Blame Coco
Shooting Star	Owl City
Slave to the Rhythm	Michael Jackson
Team	Lorde
Treasure	Bruno Mars
Veil	Samantha James
Top 80
All Around the World	Justin Bieber
All Bad	Justin Bieber
Another's Arms	Coldplay
Aviation High	Semi Precious Weapons
Back to Love (feat. Jay Sean)	DJ Pauly D
Battlescars Galactica	Arno Carstens
Bloodstream	Ed Sheeran
Blurred Lines (feat. T.I. & Pharrell)	Robin Thicke
Chain My Name	POLIÇA
Cool	Le Youth
Curse Curse	James
Get Lucky (Radio Edit)	Daft Punk
Good Morning, Sunshine	Shortstraw
Hello	Martin Solveig & Dragonette
History (feat. Will Young)	Groove Armada
If I Lose Myself	OneRepublic
Kemosabe	Everything Everything
Leave Me Alone	Alexander Rybak
Look Right Through	Storm Queen & MK
Love Never Felt So Good	Michael Jackson
Miss Jackson (feat. LOLO)	Panic! At the Disco
Money On My Mind	Sam Smith
Moon Boots	The Script
My Silver Lining	First Aid Kit
Need U (100%) Original Mix	Duke Dumont feat. A*M*E
One More Night	Maroon 5
Pompeii	Bastille
Reminder	Travis
Scream & Shout (ft. Britney Spears)	will.i.am
She Wolf (Falling to Pieces)	David Guetta
Six Degrees Of Separation	The Script
Somebody That I Used To Know	Gotye / Kimbra
Summer	Calvin Harris
The Answer	Josh Kumra
The Fox (Extended Mix)	Ylvis
There Is No Reward (2010 Remake)	Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin
This Is What It Feels Like	Armin van Buuren
Two Fingers	Jake Bugg
We Are the People	Empire of the Sun
Why Does the Wind?	Tracey Thorn
Wild Heart	The Vamps
Top 125
A Love Bizarre	Monrose
Afterglow	Wilkinson
All of Me	John Legend
Angels	The xx
Atlas	Coldplay
Extraordinary	Clean Bandit
Boom Boom (Heartbeat)	Ray Foxx
Bottoms Up	Brantley Gilbert
Brokenhearted	Karmin
Brokenhearted No Rap Version	Lawson
Can We Dance Radio Edit	The Vamps
Change Me	Justin Bieber
Diamonds	Rihanna
Don't You Worry Child	Swedish House Mafia
Flatline	Justin Bieber
Future This	The Big Pink
Glowing	The Script
In My Mind	Georgi Kay
Ishq Da Rogh	SK-1
La La La	Naughty Boy / Sam Smith
Little Things	One Direction
Little Too Much	Natasha Bedingfield
Nightcall	Kavinsky
Nothing Arrived	Villagers
Paper Skies	Fetish
Reflektor	Arcade Fire
Reload (Vocal Version / Radio Edit)	Sebastian Ingrosso
Roller Coaster	Justin Bieber
Royals	Lorde
Save Me	Gotye
Seven Nation Army	Marcus Collins
Strong (Edit)	London Grammar
Till The World Ends	Britney Spears
True Love	Coldplay
Turn Around (feat. Ne-Yo)	Conor Maynard
Vegas Girl	Conor Maynard
Wake Me Up Radio Edit	Avicii
Walking On a Dream	Empire of the Sun
What Makes You Beautiful	One Direction
Wings	HAERTS
You & I	One Direction
Young and Beautiful	Lana Del Rey